HOW TO SHUT UP

Hi friends! I'm here to make a tutorial about "How To Shut Up". Let's start! It's very easy and pleasurable! 

FIRST LESSON: First of all you need to have a mouth. If you have a mouth it's okay.

SECOND LESSON: Second Lesson is, with your mouth you start to close it slowly or quickly. I recommend you close your mouth quickly. It's easy. Just close your mouth. 

THIRD LESSON: And finally, the third lesson is just SHUT UP. Just don't say absolutely nothing and that's it.

You just read a tutorial about how to shut up. 

Yep. What are you doing for your life?

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APPLE NEEDS TO STOP with APPLE WATCH

OH! here comes a Unecessary OLD MAN Complaint!!

Apple is one of the biggest corporations of the world and like the others corporations, it invests a lot of money in technology. But, what's the time to STOP? 

Apple released a short time ago the Apple's Watch and HOLY SHIT, that Apple's Watch has more functions than all the cellphones I ever had and more! It's just a watch... watches has the function of inform what time is it, and not count how many steps you've taken or something like this. You can listen to songs on this WATCH.

Well... What i'm trying to say about Apple's Watch is STOP. PLEASE.

"The Human don't know the time of stop"

                                                             - Man, Old

MEMES AWESOME HISTORY !!!

Oh memes! The best thing on Internet before Porn. Memes are funny, happy and are important. You know it? If not, I'll tell you the history of memes!! Everything starts at 1879.

Once upon a time a drunk hick was sitting under a tree, when suddenly a great and promising ideia came in his head: "WOW! Let me take a picture of me and write a subtitle below the photo!" And that's what he did. He take a picture of himself and wrote a subtitle below the photograph. And the subtitle was: *Half-drunk*. He didn't care about that shit but that photo was the first MEME of all history. Let's see more...

In the Second World War, the legend says that Adolf Hitler died after to feel short of breath while laughing at a meme. Actually, the researchers of Clowniversity proved the legend. The meme:

yep. Memes are very important for World History. U can't leave Memes die. For the good of the world, just share a fucking meme.

Moral of the History: Don't be a hick with a camera on hands. 

THANK YOU XD

I CAME BACK

It is just a post to say: I CAME BACK BITCHES.

SEDENTARY COMPORTAMENT? IT'S GOOD!

Hi hi I'm SmashedPie! I'm here to talk about Sedentary comportament! All the mon's of all the planets will disagree with my topics saying what: THE SEDENTARY COMPORTAMENT IS GOOD! 

So, Let's start it!

NUMBER 01 - We were not spending energy to something not so necessary. And this is so awesome, because when we need to escape to make BORED work we have enough powers to run.

NUMBER 02 - We saved energy and time. When we need to do a REALLY IMPORTANT work like... Your mother are ON FIRE!! and you run, run and run to pick up a bucket full of water and throw on your mom.

NUMBER 03 - We learn more. If we keep stopped we pay attention for the teacher, we learn more watching a TV Show about Science on TV... and others!

NUMBER 04 - We are more sociable than the others! We pass more time in a cellphone, sending an E-Mail or a Whatsaap Mensage. 

NUMBER 05 - To end this Top 5... We are more informed than others! We pass more time in Internet or TV, and in this time we see the Web-News and the TV News Programs!

So.....That's it! :)