THE PANDEMIC TIMES.

S.P. proudly presents its newest section: The Pandemic Times, your journal during the pandemic times.

REPORTER: We are here in Concratemade Street to interview the population to make them questions exclusively about Coronavirus and the pandemic times we're living these days. We need to know popular opinions, so let's see the results:

QUESTION: Excuse me, madamn. What do you think about being alive in pandemic times? 

LADY: Oh! It's wonderful to be alive today, I love to wear this shitty mask that pricks my nose every moment.

OLD GENTLEMAN: Are we living in a pandemy?

TEENAGER TEXTING ON THE PHONE: Are we still alive?

HOMELESS: I knew it! I knew it! It is the aliens! Aliens are attacking us! Aliens!

QUESTION: If you were a peanut butter, what would you do?

LADY: I would be creamy. More than I am actually.

OLD GENTLEMAN: I would be more happy because my family don't come to visit me no more, it didn't make any sense with your question I just wanted to vent it with someone :(

TEENAGER TEXTING ON THE PHONE: What the heck this question is about? Aren't we supposed to talk about the virus?

HOMELESS: Aliens!

QUESTION: To finish it all, what kind of music are you into?

LADY: I like R&B music, but I like Rock music too.

OLD GENTLEMAN: Oh the good ol' times! I like a lot of Bee Gees, Chic, Pet Shop Boys and the other heavy metal bands.

TEENAGER TEXTING ON THE PHONE: That's ridiculous. 

HOMELESS: Aliens! Aliens! Aliens! Adrian! Adrian!

And this was the first and last edition of The Pandemic Times, your safe and only source of infomation during Coronavirus big party!